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25 Aug 2010 03:20 pm

The price is right

The newest addition to slow food.

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25 Aug 2010 03:20 pm


I don't know why I target stereotypical farmers whenever I do interviews.

I am a horrible person.

26 Aug 2010 02:52 pm

whats he eating?

26 Aug 2010 03:14 pm

It's pink and white and cost one milion dollars.

That's all you get to know.

27 Aug 2010 10:15 pm

lol the most useless waste of a million poke-yen ever.

29 Aug 2010 08:34 pm

could have bought a bike.

30 Aug 2010 04:20 am

I thought about that too, but the bike is actually a wise investment as compared to a quick snack.

23 Sep 2010 08:13 am


17 Dec 2010 04:53 pm


I thought if you gave slowpoke tail to a Shellder it evolved into Shellbro or something. Like, the grey shell on Slowbro but just the shell.

18 Dec 2010 04:34 am

I thought about that as well and I'm almost sure I want it to be true.

05 Jan 2011 09:18 am

Oi mates, I've thought that you could only have 999.999 Poket Monster Dollars on your character at any given time... At least in Generation II. Dunno about Gen. IV. But even in Heart Gold/Soul Silver, how is it possible to accumulate such amount of money before being offered this delicious snack for just 1.000.000P? Mind you, you are offered it before reaching Azalea, which is the fourth town you come across, housing the second Pokemon Gym in Johto in order you visit them. So, it's kinda early in the game by then.

Trading nuggets via Pokemon Center is the only things that comes to my mind. But that would be a pretty time-consuming task.

17 Jan 2011 05:58 pm

Wow, he's actually eating that?

19 Jan 2011 03:55 am

They're apparantly nice to chew on but have no nutritional value. I wonder who discovered that?

20 Jan 2011 06:35 pm

Is even possible to buy them on the game?
I don't even remeber now if there's a gameshark code for money on pokemon gold and silver, if there's one, I'll try to buy a slowpoke tail.-

04 Feb 2011 05:54 am

You can buy slowpoke tail in mahogany town for 9800 coins in G/S iirc.

20 Feb 2011 11:59 pm

Slowpoke evolves into slowbro when a shellder bites it's tail. The Shellder becomes the shell on his tail but both kinda have to be alive, especially since it's the slowbro that continues as an evolved pokemon. Not that any of this matters in the actual game.

28 Mar 2011 12:28 pm

Do what I do

Suddenly vitamin pills. Thousands of them.

05 Apr 2011 08:28 pm


Slow Poke Tail :P

17 May 2011 08:54 pm


Yes, but you're forgetting that the player gets the bike totally free in the Johto-Based games.

01 Jun 2011 05:33 pm


you at the slopoke that i relesed

16 Jun 2011 09:38 am

LOL he just waste his money just for 1 slowpoketail

15 Jul 2011 03:06 pm

Why can't I just get a slopokemtail off of my worthless slopoke?

13 Aug 2011 12:43 am


OH MY GOD! I remember Team Rocket cutting off and selling the slowpoke tail for an insane amount of money... I really wanted to buy one too D:

29 Aug 2011 10:14 pm


Dude I just found this website like five minutes ago and this is hilarious lol.

13 Sep 2011 07:10 am

@tRickityHouses: **Facepalm** You have never played Pokemon Gold/Silver before, have you.

09 Jan 2012 01:01 pm

He's eating a slowpoke tail. The joke is that a slowpoke tail is useless but it is very expensive.

19 Jan 2012 12:16 am

So true. It drove me nuts that it was impossible to be a millionaire till gen 5!

11 Jul 2012 12:43 am

@tRickityHouses: Slowpoke tail from pokemon crystal/silver/Gold. I think it was 1 million dollars. It didn't even do anything. Well not that i know of because i was never that rich.

17 Jul 2012 04:55 pm


Slowpoke tails are so expensive. I used action replay once to try and get it and I don't remember what I got, but I got it XD

27 Feb 2013 11:29 pm

@ProjectEgax: You can't buy them, as you can't carry more than 999,999 Pokedollars.

02 Mar 2013 08:31 pm

I always assumed it was the poke-world equivalent of a rabbit's foot . u."

03 Mar 2013 03:58 am

Makes Me laugh

The beauty of this cannot be underestimated, dear Gos it is beautiful.
Plus wouldn't you be curious?

07 Mar 2013 03:37 pm

I'm sad to say I was actually a little disappointed, I was expecting him just to spend all that money on the million-dollar bike.

09 Mar 2013 08:08 am

@tRickityHouses: slowpoketail.

06 Apr 2013 06:14 pm


I dont like that girl in the second panel. she is a chatterchatterchatterchatterbox. I almost hate her as much as I hate youngster Joey..... NAH... That would be impossible.

13 Apr 2013 11:54 am

@tRickityHouses: That's a Slowpoketail. Poor Slowpoke.

18 Apr 2013 03:51 pm

@mugoi_usagi: AUAUUA!!!!!!! WHYYYYY MISTER FUZZY!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHH.........thats what happens when i get a slopoke..i was thinking of naming him dodeckadork but hes not a verry good six sided dork but he makes a great......hat. plus he uses water gun on me when im burning up and he makes a great soda hat when i give him soda water and bitter root >XD