03 Mar 2012 12:34 pm
Mons and Dolls
03 Mar 2012 01:19 pm
But... But what if I WANT to set it on fire~? *sniffle sniffle* BUT I WANNA SET IT ON FIRE!!! TAT
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03 Mar 2012 01:47 pm
Do not taunt the pokedoll. Do not feed the pokedoll after midnight. Do not leave the pokedoll near spirit channelers, graveyards, or Silph Scope TM (sold separately). In the event of a blood stain from the cut of a virgin appears on the pokedoll, hand wash the pokedoll in a solution of warm soap and water, then contact your local priest to prevent releasing the eldritch horror within.
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03 Mar 2012 02:02 pm
The Sliphco Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you, that the light-portable friendly poke doll will not threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.
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03 Mar 2012 06:52 pm
The best thing about this, is the terms of agreement that you wrote along with this. :P
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03 Mar 2012 10:20 pm
LOL
@robybang: What is this, Gremlins? XDDD
EDIT: Damn, did this post twice??
03 Mar 2012 11:21 pm
@Andromeda Lazuli: IKR! setting the doll on fire is a no no but setting the pokemon themselves on fire is fair game?
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03 Mar 2012 11:22 pm
Anyone else read all of the author's comment?
The Rhydon's skin was beautiful in panel 3 btw
04 Mar 2012 01:25 am
Not until you read 'HumanCenter' you realize how stupid 'PokeCenter' is.
I love that agreement. The comic itself is funny, but the agreement...laaaawls!
04 Mar 2012 08:57 am
This made me think about substitutes, and how they let the user dodge earthquakes and stuff
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04 Mar 2012 01:53 pm
1.But Darkrai did it. So did Mewtwo.
2.Wait, that's Red. He can just Lapras him to death.
3.Rydon used Rock Slide! It's super affective! Red fainted, and broke every bone in his body!
4. I think i figured out why it works! The other 'mon is so mesmerised by its adoribility. Either that or they just want to murder it because it is so annoyingly stupid!
04 Mar 2012 04:49 pm
@Marisa Mockery: Except "Veterinarian's Office" doesn't have the same ring as PokeCenter.
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04 Mar 2012 08:46 pm
He failed to obey the "do not retrieve the PokeDoll" warning. That's why he got hurt.
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05 Mar 2012 04:09 am
Lol, I didn't see that coming. I love how you've rendered Rhydon too. Very nice :D.
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07 Mar 2012 10:26 pm
sticks
Multimillion pokeyen funded paramilitary special ops, armed with police nightsticks. Yeah that's right, nightsticks. That shotgun by your bed has never been so invalid
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08 Mar 2012 04:56 am
I love this comic
eevery strip is better than the last, Bumbazzle, sir, you are a genius.
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08 Mar 2012 10:07 pm
Comic Idea? Maybe?
You are so awesome! xD
so, can you answer a question of mine?
What's repel made of anyway? I mean, they come in spray cans, so to use it you have to spray something on yourself that makes pokemon want to stay away from you? sounds suspicious...
i just thought of that randomly when i was playing the other day xD
11 Mar 2012 05:06 pm
I just want to know where that light is coming from in the 1st and 3rd panels. I guess he had a Pokemon using Flash? But then why not use Flash to blind the Rhydon?
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12 Mar 2012 12:58 pm
Those dolls creep me out T T
I actually have an idea for a comic; The fact that houses are bigger on the inside. It's probably been done before, but it's still an idea, right?
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14 Mar 2012 10:12 pm
Houses bigger on the inside than on the outside
@Toxicator: The houses MUST have Timelord technology like the TARDIS!
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20 Mar 2012 09:28 pm
Lol
Ha ha, this is funny because I was in a cave, didn't feel like using killing it, and threw a pokedoll. It's funny because I escaped and this person didn't. HA!
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Bumbazzle
03 Mar 2012 01:11 pm
Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM from Silph Co. Industries. Before heading out into the wild unknown where this product has its main application, please take a moment to read through the terms of agreement below for Clefairy PokédollTM, hereafter referred to as [pokédoll].
To achieve optimal escape, throw the pokédoll in front or past the pokémon threatening your health. Run in the opposite direction while the pokémon is distracted by the pokédoll. Do not throw the pokédoll directly at the monster. Do not recollect the pokédoll after its use. Do not wear the pokédoll as it has no significant defensive attributes.
The pokédoll is lightweight and should cause little discomfort during travel and transport. If you experience nausea and headaches, or discover rashes and blisters, it could be the onset of an allergic reaction where it is recommended to dispose of the pokédoll safely while contacting the HumanCenter.
The pokédoll is made of endurable material and can withstand a large amount of severe beatings before breaking. Do not soak the pokédoll or otherwise submerge it. Do not keep it close to open fire. Do not purposely set the pokédoll on fire. Do not expose the pokédoll for direct sunlight for any longer periods of time.
THE DOLL IS PROVIDED IN AN “AS IS” CONDITION, AND SILPH CO DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE PRODUCT AND ITS INTENDED PURPOSE WILL BE GUARANTEED OR FLAWLESS, THAT DEFECTS WILL NOT OCCUR, OR THAT THE PRODUCT IS FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS. SILPH CO EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF ESCAPE OR DISTRACTION FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR USE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. ANY ATTEMPT BY YOU TO DISRUPT THE SERVICE OR PRODUCT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS WHICH WILL RESULT IN THE ARRIVAL OF OUR HIGHLY TRAINED UNITS TO YOUR HOME WHERE THEY WILL PROMPTLY BEAT YOU WITH STICKS.
Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM, and we hope you'll have a silph-tastic day.