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03 Mar 2012 06:34 pm

Mons and Dolls

It's funny because violence.

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03 Mar 2012 07:11 pm

Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM from Silph Co. Industries. Before heading out into the wild unknown where this product has its main application, please take a moment to read through the terms of agreement below for Clefairy PokédollTM, hereafter referred to as [pokédoll].

To achieve optimal escape, throw the pokédoll in front or past the pokémon threatening your health. Run in the opposite direction while the pokémon is distracted by the pokédoll. Do not throw the pokédoll directly at the monster. Do not recollect the pokédoll after its use. Do not wear the pokédoll as it has no significant defensive attributes.

The pokédoll is lightweight and should cause little discomfort during travel and transport. If you experience nausea and headaches, or discover rashes and blisters, it could be the onset of an allergic reaction where it is recommended to dispose of the pokédoll safely while contacting the HumanCenter.

The pokédoll is made of endurable material and can withstand a large amount of severe beatings before breaking. Do not soak the pokédoll or otherwise submerge it. Do not keep it close to open fire. Do not purposely set the pokédoll on fire. Do not expose the pokédoll for direct sunlight for any longer periods of time.

THE DOLL IS PROVIDED IN AN “AS IS” CONDITION, AND SILPH CO DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE PRODUCT AND ITS INTENDED PURPOSE WILL BE GUARANTEED OR FLAWLESS, THAT DEFECTS WILL NOT OCCUR, OR THAT THE PRODUCT IS FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS. SILPH CO EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF ESCAPE OR DISTRACTION FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR USE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. ANY ATTEMPT BY YOU TO DISRUPT THE SERVICE OR PRODUCT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS WHICH WILL RESULT IN THE ARRIVAL OF OUR HIGHLY TRAINED UNITS TO YOUR HOME WHERE THEY WILL PROMPTLY BEAT YOU WITH STICKS.

Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM, and we hope you'll have a silph-tastic day.

03 Mar 2012 07:17 pm

This is why I don't buy them

03 Mar 2012 07:19 pm

But... But what if I WANT to set it on fire~? *sniffle sniffle* BUT I WANNA SET IT ON FIRE!!! TAT

03 Mar 2012 07:43 pm

This is why Smoke balls work better.

03 Mar 2012 07:47 pm

Do not taunt the pokedoll. Do not feed the pokedoll after midnight. Do not leave the pokedoll near spirit channelers, graveyards, or Silph Scope TM (sold separately). In the event of a blood stain from the cut of a virgin appears on the pokedoll, hand wash the pokedoll in a solution of warm soap and water, then contact your local priest to prevent releasing the eldritch horror within.

03 Mar 2012 08:02 pm

The Sliphco Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you, that the light-portable friendly poke doll will not threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.

03 Mar 2012 09:05 pm

@GLaDOS: WIN

03 Mar 2012 09:15 pm

@GLaDOS: That just made my day XD

03 Mar 2012 09:37 pm

The Master Ball, on the other hand...

03 Mar 2012 11:35 pm

Human Center

-HUMAN CENTER-

Sometimes it pays to read the comments pfff

04 Mar 2012 12:52 am

The best thing about this, is the terms of agreement that you wrote along with this. :P

04 Mar 2012 04:20 am

LOL

@robybang: What is this, Gremlins? XDDD

EDIT: Damn, did this post twice??

04 Mar 2012 05:21 am

@Andromeda Lazuli: IKR! setting the doll on fire is a no no but setting the pokemon themselves on fire is fair game?

04 Mar 2012 05:22 am

Anyone else read all of the author's comment?
The Rhydon's skin was beautiful in panel 3 btw

04 Mar 2012 07:25 am

Not until you read 'HumanCenter' you realize how stupid 'PokeCenter' is.

I love that agreement. The comic itself is funny, but the agreement...laaaawls!

04 Mar 2012 02:57 pm

This made me think about substitutes, and how they let the user dodge earthquakes and stuff

04 Mar 2012 05:14 pm

Love the detail and style used on the clefairy doll panel :)

04 Mar 2012 07:53 pm

1.But Darkrai did it. So did Mewtwo.
2.Wait, that's Red. He can just Lapras him to death.
3.Rydon used Rock Slide! It's super affective! Red fainted, and broke every bone in his body!
4. I think i figured out why it works! The other 'mon is so mesmerised by its adoribility. Either that or they just want to murder it because it is so annoyingly stupid!

04 Mar 2012 10:49 pm

@Marisa Mockery: Except "Veterinarian's Office" doesn't have the same ring as PokeCenter.

05 Mar 2012 02:46 am

He failed to obey the "do not retrieve the PokeDoll" warning. That's why he got hurt.

05 Mar 2012 02:47 am

no refunds, but you can sell it back at half the retail price

05 Mar 2012 04:39 am

Your RSS doesn't work. At least not for me. So sad.

05 Mar 2012 10:09 am

Lol, I didn't see that coming. I love how you've rendered Rhydon too. Very nice :D.

07 Mar 2012 03:31 pm

Is that what they're for? I just use them to decorate my room. XD

08 Mar 2012 04:26 am

sticks

Multimillion pokeyen funded paramilitary special ops, armed with police nightsticks. Yeah that's right, nightsticks. That shotgun by your bed has never been so invalid

08 Mar 2012 10:56 am

I love this comic

eevery strip is better than the last, Bumbazzle, sir, you are a genius.

09 Mar 2012 04:07 am

Comic Idea? Maybe?

You are so awesome! xD
so, can you answer a question of mine?
What's repel made of anyway? I mean, they come in spray cans, so to use it you have to spray something on yourself that makes pokemon want to stay away from you? sounds suspicious...
i just thought of that randomly when i was playing the other day xD

09 Mar 2012 08:10 am

MY question is how he got that doll back.

09 Mar 2012 11:11 pm

The shop guy's shirt looks like it has a smiley face.

10 Mar 2012 12:10 pm

oh arceus disposable dolls this is a waste of materials

11 Mar 2012 10:06 pm

I just want to know where that light is coming from in the 1st and 3rd panels. I guess he had a Pokemon using Flash? But then why not use Flash to blind the Rhydon?

12 Mar 2012 01:32 pm

It might have worked if he'd aimed for the horn.

12 Mar 2012 05:58 pm

Those dolls creep me out T T

I actually have an idea for a comic; The fact that houses are bigger on the inside. It's probably been done before, but it's still an idea, right?

15 Mar 2012 03:12 am

Houses bigger on the inside than on the outside

@Toxicator: The houses MUST have Timelord technology like the TARDIS!

21 Mar 2012 02:28 am

Lol

Ha ha, this is funny because I was in a cave, didn't feel like using killing it, and threw a pokedoll. It's funny because I escaped and this person didn't. HA!

07 Oct 2012 12:35 am

I don't even know HOW Pokedolls are supposed to work.

05 Nov 2012 02:08 am

Do not taunt happy fun Pokedoll.