Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM from Silph Co. Industries. Before heading out into the wild unknown where this product has its main application, please take a moment to read through the terms of agreement below for Clefairy PokédollTM, hereafter referred to as [pokédoll].
To achieve optimal escape, throw the pokédoll in front or past the pokémon threatening your health. Run in the opposite direction while the pokémon is distracted by the pokédoll. Do not throw the pokédoll directly at the monster. Do not recollect the pokédoll after its use. Do not wear the pokédoll as it has no significant defensive attributes.
The pokédoll is lightweight and should cause little discomfort during travel and transport. If you experience nausea and headaches, or discover rashes and blisters, it could be the onset of an allergic reaction where it is recommended to dispose of the pokédoll safely while contacting the HumanCenter.
The pokédoll is made of endurable material and can withstand a large amount of severe beatings before breaking. Do not soak the pokédoll or otherwise submerge it. Do not keep it close to open fire. Do not purposely set the pokédoll on fire. Do not expose the pokédoll for direct sunlight for any longer periods of time.
THE DOLL IS PROVIDED IN AN “AS IS” CONDITION, AND SILPH CO DOES NOT WARRANT THAT THE PRODUCT AND ITS INTENDED PURPOSE WILL BE GUARANTEED OR FLAWLESS, THAT DEFECTS WILL NOT OCCUR, OR THAT THE PRODUCT IS FREE OF HARMFUL COMPONENTS. SILPH CO EXPRESSLY DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING WITHOUT LIMITATION THE WARRANTIES OF ESCAPE OR DISTRACTION FOR ANY PARTICULAR PURPOSE OR USE, AND NON-INFRINGEMENT. ANY ATTEMPT BY YOU TO DISRUPT THE SERVICE OR PRODUCT MAY BE A VIOLATION OF CRIMINAL AND CIVIL LAWS WHICH WILL RESULT IN THE ARRIVAL OF OUR HIGHLY TRAINED UNITS TO YOUR HOME WHERE THEY WILL PROMPTLY BEAT YOU WITH STICKS.
Thank you for purchasing Clefairy PokédollTM, and we hope you'll have a silph-tastic day.
This is why I don't buy them
But... But what if I WANT to set it on fire~? *sniffle sniffle* BUT I WANNA SET IT ON FIRE!!! TAT
This is why Smoke balls work better.
Do not taunt the pokedoll. Do not feed the pokedoll after midnight. Do not leave the pokedoll near spirit channelers, graveyards, or Silph Scope TM (sold separately). In the event of a blood stain from the cut of a virgin appears on the pokedoll, hand wash the pokedoll in a solution of warm soap and water, then contact your local priest to prevent releasing the eldritch horror within.
The Sliphco Science Enrichment Center would like to remind you, that the light-portable friendly poke doll will not threaten to stab you, and in fact, cannot speak.
@GLaDOS: That just made my day XD
The Master Ball, on the other hand...
Sometimes it pays to read the comments pfff
The best thing about this, is the terms of agreement that you wrote along with this. :P
@robybang: What is this, Gremlins? XDDD
EDIT: Damn, did this post twice??
@Andromeda Lazuli: IKR! setting the doll on fire is a no no but setting the pokemon themselves on fire is fair game?
Anyone else read all of the author's comment?
The Rhydon's skin was beautiful in panel 3 btw
Not until you read 'HumanCenter' you realize how stupid 'PokeCenter' is.
I love that agreement. The comic itself is funny, but the agreement...laaaawls!
This made me think about substitutes, and how they let the user dodge earthquakes and stuff
Love the detail and style used on the clefairy doll panel :)
1.But Darkrai did it. So did Mewtwo.
2.Wait, that's Red. He can just Lapras him to death.
3.Rydon used Rock Slide! It's super affective! Red fainted, and broke every bone in his body!
4. I think i figured out why it works! The other 'mon is so mesmerised by its adoribility. Either that or they just want to murder it because it is so annoyingly stupid!
@Marisa Mockery: Except "Veterinarian's Office" doesn't have the same ring as PokeCenter.
He failed to obey the "do not retrieve the PokeDoll" warning. That's why he got hurt.
no refunds, but you can sell it back at half the retail price
Your RSS doesn't work. At least not for me. So sad.
Lol, I didn't see that coming. I love how you've rendered Rhydon too. Very nice :D.
Is that what they're for? I just use them to decorate my room. XD
Multimillion pokeyen funded paramilitary special ops, armed with police nightsticks. Yeah that's right, nightsticks. That shotgun by your bed has never been so invalid
eevery strip is better than the last, Bumbazzle, sir, you are a genius.
You are so awesome! xD
so, can you answer a question of mine?
What's repel made of anyway? I mean, they come in spray cans, so to use it you have to spray something on yourself that makes pokemon want to stay away from you? sounds suspicious...
i just thought of that randomly when i was playing the other day xD
MY question is how he got that doll back.
The shop guy's shirt looks like it has a smiley face.
oh arceus disposable dolls this is a waste of materials
I just want to know where that light is coming from in the 1st and 3rd panels. I guess he had a Pokemon using Flash? But then why not use Flash to blind the Rhydon?
It might have worked if he'd aimed for the horn.
I actually have an idea for a comic; The fact that houses are bigger on the inside. It's probably been done before, but it's still an idea, right?
@Toxicator: The houses MUST have Timelord technology like the TARDIS!
Ha ha, this is funny because I was in a cave, didn't feel like using killing it, and threw a pokedoll. It's funny because I escaped and this person didn't. HA!
I don't even know HOW Pokedolls are supposed to work.
Do not taunt happy fun Pokedoll.
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