You are now aware of the possibility of Ditto espionage. Thanks for watching.
This is one of my oldest ideas for this comic, which has been kept in storage for the time when I'd believe my skills would make the strip justice. Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless. Also, I guess this is the only time when I can use such a line like the one at the very end. Feel free to misquote it as you wish!
Although technically, the strip would make somewhat more sense with a Zoroark, since a Ditto wouldn't necessarily revert back to its original form when confronted, but I decided against it because A) a whole lot more people knows who Ditto is and B) I hate drawing fur!
Either way, I'm out.
"Now you are aware that everyone you know could be a Ditto. That means, you are learning how Ditto live. YOU HAVE BEEN PROTECTED BY DITTO ALL YOUR LIFE AND NOW I CAN TELL YOU THAT...
YOU ARE A DITTO!!!!!!"
Wow, that would be creepy!
DITTOS, DITTOS, EVERYWHERE.
Anyone could be a ditto. o.o
Why does the ditto even need to be a spy?
he should have the "poker face" from the anime
I enjoyed the line "Everyone, prepare your balls" much more than I probably should have.
DITTO SAPPIN' MAH SILPH
@James: I think I read that in the wrong context at first.
That explains why they aren't common in the wild...
DITTO IS A SPY!
...so, who's the Engineer? :3
Ok well this may seem stupid but as this comic may have been taking place during the team rocket takeover, it might've been mew trying to put a stop to the whole mewtwo thing...... but most likely not
Did anyone happen to kill a Ditto on the way here?
Then we still have a problem.
My balls are ready!
You're all just Dittos who forgot how to change back.
DITTO IS... NOT OUR DITTO!
...Nom, nom, om, nom.
We've gotta protect the briefcase!
Password? Uh, let's see...
1, 1, 1,... um... 1!
LOL prepare ya balls
From now on I'll be saying 'everyone prepare your balls!!' a lot in the near future....
@I am not Blah: That ditto had a problem, he couldn't change his face. Later he learned how to do it correctly.
Love all the comments how they refer to TF2... xD
Love this comic too! Great work (and imagination! :D).
An interesting thought...Good thing Ditto's aren't malevolent or Kanto could have an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" style take-over on it's hands :S.
...That I am not the only Ditto. :|
green did this in the manga, except she wore her ditto as a mask
A Zoroark spy! (?)
Where's a fire-type when you need one for spy-checking?
wat if the dittos are secretly breeding with people to take over the world and im the last human... D:
Posted on my Birthday :3
Well in the manga, people wear Ditto like a full body disguise.
so much endless possibilities with a ditto... XD
@Cannetella: except for me because i have a jelly jar. but the jelly's moving..... it looks like me..... it's using the computer now... it is hacking everyone's e-mail addresses!!!!!
Let's face it, how many testicle jokes were you prepared to face?
Heh, foolish humans... ever since Arceus opened the gates between dimensions Pokemon have been living in your world for centuries. "I" am a ditto, your neighbours could be dittos but you'll never know! Soon we will replace the entire human race with the Poke race!!!!
o_O I've been discovered! WHY!?
Ditto and Zoroark would be like spy vs spy. and don't forget Kecleon.
I suppose this could happen, but the breeding with people mentioned above brings up the "daycare horrors" of dittos...
...a bit more like the elephant man.
Zoroark would be more threatening than a Ditto, just saying. The comic would have been cooler if you drew it with Zoroark instead of Ditto.
... or does anyone else think he looks like Richard Nixon in that last panel?
@SirCannonFodder: I do agree that he resembles Nixon there.
It is going to come to the Rise of the planet of the Dittos.
@Snr: Are you sure you are not also a ditto? *evil laugh*
Can you do a comic about Focus Energy. It is intended to raise Critical Hit ratio, but it doesn't for fast pokemon; it actually decreases the ratio for them.
Everyone prepare your Balls!
(and balls) IS/ARE READY
Hey maybe a funny strip could be about how you can't lick normal type pokemon LOL
Prepare your balls!
That is very well made... Could you make one with lugia in it pleads!!!!
@DeafDood:Although zoroark may have added some edgeyness to this, ditto was the original shape-shifting pokemon. Whereas the usurping zoroark could be used in a number of different comics becuae of its added verstility, ditto could only be utilized in such a comic as this. Therefore I disagree with your previous statement.
@sebastianinja: critical hit ratio was only determined by speed in the 1st gen.
in later games focus energy worked just fine.
dittos revert back to original shape if you make them laugh, i can imagine the security gaurd saying joke and then ditto transforming
EVERYONE PREPARE YOUR BALLS!!! lol
PREPARE YOUR BALLS.
Oh, God, please don't tell me this is a half-baked attempt at a hentai joke...
I kid. This was hilarious xD
I am a Cylon.
GET YOUR BALLS READY
Anyone could be ditto your mom,dad friend anyone! Beware
I might have laughed a little too hard at 'Prepare your balls'.
Oh dear Arceus.
I found "EVERYONE, PREPARE YOUR BALLS!" funnier than I probably should have.
@greenpowerstar: You see what he's done to our colleagues!
Still think it makes more sense with Zoroark
@Supershadeyin: I'm pretty sure Snr isn't a Ditto. The Pokedex says Ditto cannot maintain their disguise while laughing. Snr reads this comic. Therefore, Snr is not a Ditto.
"Everyone, prepare your balls!" That... sounded... WRONG.
"Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless."
Just found this webcomic and I'm reading it from the beginning. It feels like you constantly try to defend your strips. Why? It's your comic, you may do whatever you want with it. The comic has hitherto been golden, so whatever you choose to do with it will probably be really good! Trust yourself.
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