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12 Jan 2012 03:00 pm

The art of deceit

The Dittos are PEOPLE! PEEEOOOPLE!!!!

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12 Jan 2012 03:16 pm

You are now aware of the possibility of Ditto espionage. Thanks for watching.

This is one of my oldest ideas for this comic, which has been kept in storage for the time when I'd believe my skills would make the strip justice. Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless. Also, I guess this is the only time when I can use such a line like the one at the very end. Feel free to misquote it as you wish!

Although technically, the strip would make somewhat more sense with a Zoroark, since a Ditto wouldn't necessarily revert back to its original form when confronted, but I decided against it because A) a whole lot more people knows who Ditto is and B) I hate drawing fur!
Either way, I'm out.

12 Jan 2012 03:21 pm

Awesome :D

12 Jan 2012 03:24 pm

"Now you are aware that everyone you know could be a Ditto. That means, you are learning how Ditto live. YOU HAVE BEEN PROTECTED BY DITTO ALL YOUR LIFE AND NOW I CAN TELL YOU THAT...


Wow, that would be creepy!

12 Jan 2012 03:32 pm

Anyone could be a ditto. o.o

12 Jan 2012 03:56 pm

Why does the ditto even need to be a spy?

12 Jan 2012 04:11 pm

he should have the "poker face" from the anime

12 Jan 2012 04:20 pm

I enjoyed the line "Everyone, prepare your balls" much more than I probably should have.

12 Jan 2012 05:06 pm


12 Jan 2012 07:05 pm

That explains why they aren't common in the wild...

12 Jan 2012 07:35 pm


...so, who's the Engineer? :3

12 Jan 2012 08:26 pm

Ok well this may seem stupid but as this comic may have been taking place during the team rocket takeover, it might've been mew trying to put a stop to the whole mewtwo thing...... but most likely not

12 Jan 2012 09:27 pm

Did anyone happen to kill a Ditto on the way here?


Then we still have a problem.

12 Jan 2012 10:28 pm

My balls are ready!

12 Jan 2012 10:32 pm

You're all just Dittos who forgot how to change back.

12 Jan 2012 10:42 pm


...Nom, nom, om, nom.

12 Jan 2012 11:49 pm

A Pink Spy is in the Base?

We've gotta protect the briefcase!

Password? Uh, let's see...
1, 1, 1,... um... 1!
*Password accepted*

13 Jan 2012 01:01 am

LOL prepare ya balls

13 Jan 2012 03:20 am

From now on I'll be saying 'everyone prepare your balls!!' a lot in the near future....

13 Jan 2012 06:48 am

Poker face... ._.

@I am not Blah: That ditto had a problem, he couldn't change his face. Later he learned how to do it correctly.
Love all the comments how they refer to TF2... xD
Love this comic too! Great work (and imagination! :D).

13 Jan 2012 08:07 am

An interesting thought...Good thing Ditto's aren't malevolent or Kanto could have an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" style take-over on it's hands :S.

13 Jan 2012 08:08 am

It seems...

...That I am not the only Ditto. :|

13 Jan 2012 08:21 am

green did this in the manga, except she wore her ditto as a mask

13 Jan 2012 03:28 pm

Code Black

A Zoroark spy! (?)

13 Jan 2012 06:21 pm

We need a Pyro

Where's a fire-type when you need one for spy-checking?

13 Jan 2012 06:21 pm

Wolrd Domination

wat if the dittos are secretly breeding with people to take over the world and im the last human... D:

13 Jan 2012 07:39 pm

Posted on my Birthday :3

14 Jan 2012 08:09 am

Well in the manga, people wear Ditto like a full body disguise.

14 Jan 2012 10:26 am

so much endless possibilities with a ditto... XD

14 Jan 2012 02:36 pm

@Cannetella: except for me because i have a jelly jar. but the jelly's moving..... it looks like me..... it's using the computer now... it is hacking everyone's e-mail addresses!!!!!

14 Jan 2012 03:59 pm

Let's face it, how many testicle jokes were you prepared to face?

15 Jan 2012 12:12 am

@Cannetella: ANYONE!?!?!

15 Jan 2012 03:04 pm

The more you know

Heh, foolish humans... ever since Arceus opened the gates between dimensions Pokemon have been living in your world for centuries. "I" am a ditto, your neighbours could be dittos but you'll never know! Soon we will replace the entire human race with the Poke race!!!!

15 Jan 2012 07:25 pm

o_O I've been discovered! WHY!?

16 Jan 2012 12:37 pm

Ditto and Zoroark would be like spy vs spy. and don't forget Kecleon.

16 Jan 2012 09:22 pm

Too much speculation...

I suppose this could happen, but the breeding with people mentioned above brings up the "daycare horrors" of dittos...

17 Jan 2012 06:16 am


...a bit more like the elephant man.

17 Jan 2012 04:56 pm


Zoroark would be more threatening than a Ditto, just saying. The comic would have been cooler if you drew it with Zoroark instead of Ditto.

19 Jan 2012 10:37 am

Is it just me...

... or does anyone else think he looks like Richard Nixon in that last panel?

19 Jan 2012 03:22 pm

Why yes,

@SirCannonFodder: I do agree that he resembles Nixon there.

19 Jan 2012 08:18 pm

Oh no...

It is going to come to the Rise of the planet of the Dittos.

20 Jan 2012 04:46 pm

@Snr: Are you sure you are not also a ditto? *evil laugh*

21 Jan 2012 05:42 pm

Focus Energy

Can you do a comic about Focus Energy. It is intended to raise Critical Hit ratio, but it doesn't for fast pokemon; it actually decreases the ratio for them.

22 Jan 2012 02:41 am

Everyone prepare your Balls!

22 Jan 2012 12:51 pm


(and balls) IS/ARE READY

22 Jan 2012 09:39 pm


Hey maybe a funny strip could be about how you can't lick normal type pokemon LOL

22 Jan 2012 11:06 pm

Prepare your balls!

23 Jan 2012 10:28 am

Run ditto run

That is very well made... Could you make one with lugia in it pleads!!!!

03 Feb 2012 07:46 am

I disagree.

@DeafDood:Although zoroark may have added some edgeyness to this, ditto was the original shape-shifting pokemon. Whereas the usurping zoroark could be used in a number of different comics becuae of its added verstility, ditto could only be utilized in such a comic as this. Therefore I disagree with your previous statement.

25 Apr 2012 02:32 pm



26 Apr 2012 04:14 am

old news

@sebastianinja: critical hit ratio was only determined by speed in the 1st gen.
in later games focus energy worked just fine.

06 May 2012 07:17 pm


dittos revert back to original shape if you make them laugh, i can imagine the security gaurd saying joke and then ditto transforming

06 Jun 2012 03:31 am

if you know what I mean...


12 Jun 2012 09:12 pm

@James: ..yep.

26 Jul 2012 02:47 am


Oh, God, please don't tell me this is a half-baked attempt at a hentai joke...

I kid. This was hilarious xD

16 Sep 2012 10:23 am

I am a Cylon.

24 Oct 2012 03:37 am



18 Nov 2012 10:48 pm

Anyone could be ditto your mom,dad friend anyone! Beware

22 Dec 2012 09:15 am

I might have laughed a little too hard at 'Prepare your balls'.

05 Jan 2013 12:07 pm

@greenpowerstar: You see what he's done to our colleagues!

05 Jan 2013 12:08 pm


Still think it makes more sense with Zoroark

10 Feb 2013 03:34 pm

@Supershadeyin: I'm pretty sure Snr isn't a Ditto. The Pokedex says Ditto cannot maintain their disguise while laughing. Snr reads this comic. Therefore, Snr is not a Ditto.

13 Apr 2013 12:41 pm


"Everyone, prepare your balls!" That... sounded... WRONG.

14 Apr 2013 01:12 pm

"Not as much of a joke, it's more of an idea, but I like it nonetheless."

Just found this webcomic and I'm reading it from the beginning. It feels like you constantly try to defend your strips. Why? It's your comic, you may do whatever you want with it. The comic has hitherto been golden, so whatever you choose to do with it will probably be really good! Trust yourself.