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December 28th, 2011, 2:47 pm

The more you know

Be thankful it didn't come from the other end.

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December 28th, 2011, 2:47 pm

All pokémon are secretly poison type.

Spread the word.

December 28th, 2011, 2:51 pm

lololol

December 28th, 2011, 2:51 pm

Damn it! Now you ruin my plan on taking over the world using poisionious Jigglypuffs!! I hope you are happy!!

December 28th, 2011, 2:53 pm

There's a lot of TM usages that don't make sense to me. Ratatta learning Thuder...and Blizzard? The 8 inch Azurill learns Surf?

December 28th, 2011, 2:56 pm

Not virtually every Pokemon though. You can't teach it to the ones who can't learn TMs. =P

December 28th, 2011, 3:04 pm

Be careful, Pokémon are poisonous.

December 28th, 2011, 3:04 pm

I, for one, welcome our Poison overlords.

December 28th, 2011, 3:22 pm

I'm not sure I want to be a Pokemon Master now...

WAIT

*capable* does not translate to *will on a regular basis*

I AM OKAY, I WILL CONTINUE MY QUEST

December 28th, 2011, 4:35 pm

Roselia and Beedrill say eek.

December 28th, 2011, 5:03 pm

._.

December 28th, 2011, 6:02 pm

What font do you use in the comics' text?

December 28th, 2011, 6:17 pm

Maybe Jigglypuff was just brushing its teeth. With purple toothpaste. Yup.

December 28th, 2011, 6:37 pm

I tought my zigzagoon surf...

December 28th, 2011, 9:23 pm

Wow...that never came to me.

December 28th, 2011, 11:21 pm

Jigglypuff can learn Toxic.
Weedle cannot.
????
Profit.

December 28th, 2011, 11:47 pm

Cruel Joke

I remember when my friends and I learned that a while ago. We determined that Toxic was another name for Pokemon AIDS.

December 29th, 2011, 12:23 am

Are there actual bees in pokemon? :o Or just beedrill?? O_O

December 29th, 2011, 3:24 am

I've always wondered about that.

December 29th, 2011, 4:19 am

Lol that's so funny^^

December 29th, 2011, 6:25 am

Jigglypuff's face in the last panel is priceless xD

December 29th, 2011, 6:49 am

@bunny lover77: Combee

December 29th, 2011, 9:38 am

But...

I bet Magikarp can't learn it.
Stupid little good-for-nothing fish that it is.

December 29th, 2011, 12:52 pm

Let's fight back those poison pokemons in disguise with pokemons that can't learn Toxic!

December 29th, 2011, 3:54 pm

This is why people eat Magikarp without any fear.

December 30th, 2011, 12:30 am

other oddities

Did you know that Embor can learn scald? and slowbro can learn Flamethrower

December 30th, 2011, 12:35 am

@Corinthaniel: And Starmie can learn Thuderbolt ;D
And Togekiss can learn Drain punch... srsly, it doesn't have any damn hands!

December 30th, 2011, 1:36 am

Jigglypuff's Eyes

They are getting smaller.
XD

December 30th, 2011, 2:42 am

I always thought Toxic was a Pokemon flinging poo at its enemies =)

December 30th, 2011, 7:55 pm

Vespiquen

@bunny lover77 I think bees are the only real animal to be shown in the games, when Vespiquen uses any of her signature moves.

December 31st, 2011, 1:14 pm

@tveye: The Ratatta... it is top percentage.

December 31st, 2011, 1:15 pm

@Vulpix: Magikarp can't learn any TMs OR HMs...

December 31st, 2011, 2:37 pm

@Crystalbear: that's what 'virtually' means. Almost every single one.

December 31st, 2011, 3:37 pm

@Need_Runes4: I know what the word means.

January 1st, 2012, 12:05 pm

Magikarp

@Vulpix: but magikarp's evolved form Gyarados can learn toxic :)

January 1st, 2012, 1:43 pm

@bunny lover77: Nope, Combee too.

January 1st, 2012, 3:55 pm

Clever.

I never thought of that before; clever...
I think my breloom is broken, then. It copied the move 'Ember' in Emerald.

January 1st, 2012, 7:17 pm

@TTSky: That's a good point. :)
By the way, to the people who told me about Combee also being a bee pokemon, I only said Beedrill as a bee because it looks more like a bee than Combee. ^^

January 1st, 2012, 7:18 pm

@bunny lover77: just a very small beedrill

January 3rd, 2012, 10:31 am

A pokemon master would sell that TM.Every pokemon can learn it,but there is a bad point:It sucks at accuracy.

January 3rd, 2012, 8:26 pm

@GreyoEori: Except it's the best move when stalling. Pick Clefable with Cosmic Power, Softboiled, Seismic Toss and Toxic, along with the ability Magic Guard, and you just stall the opponent's pokemon until Toxic kills it. Or you could pick a Snorlax with toxic and rest, everyone knows Snorlax takes a while to kill!

January 4th, 2012, 10:22 am

Umm

@Single-g:
Actually in the games there is lots of references to the fact that people DO eat pokemon.

January 5th, 2012, 12:55 pm

Hmm...

So THATS how Jigglypuff expand... they create lots of Toxic...

January 6th, 2012, 11:02 am

@Vulpix: it can learn tackle at level 30


o o
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January 6th, 2012, 5:59 pm

really?

@clasby333: my... that's a sad dream ._.

January 8th, 2012, 8:01 am

@InLucidReverie: Yeah, Slowpoke Tails

January 8th, 2012, 12:23 pm

@bunny lover77: Combee and Vespiquen? o3o

January 9th, 2012, 7:53 pm

i knew about combee, but i didnt know THAT kind of bee existed in pokemon...

January 11th, 2012, 8:22 pm

Interesting prospect

Those blasted machines always did confuse me. But let's not forget normal types, they can use so many making them the most versatile...

January 16th, 2012, 10:13 am

Gyah, that's the ugliest Jigglypuff I've ever seen. But other than that, I love these comics. :D

January 19th, 2012, 12:34 pm

Insect

@bunny lover77:What do you mean theres combee

April 6th, 2012, 2:11 pm

@tveye: i once had an azurill be my surfing pokemon in pearl. that roll has since been filled by my gyarados

June 16th, 2012, 10:11 pm

and that's how beeill and roselia were made

June 27th, 2012, 1:28 pm

A Grass type learning...Toxic????

Serperior can learn the move toxic

June 28th, 2012, 8:49 am

@ShadowTheEevee:You're rigth Magikarp is stupid.
I also call the pokemon Magicrap

July 1st, 2012, 8:12 am

@comicboy:
Level 20.

July 3rd, 2012, 11:39 am

????????????????????

@AuraX: Wath does that mean

July 4th, 2012, 4:20 pm

@comicboy:
It's the level at which Magikarp evolves.

July 5th, 2012, 4:10 pm

@AuraX: oh that was

July 6th, 2012, 4:08 pm

@spark70708: expect on B/W

July 15th, 2012, 6:08 pm

Maybe it's just very strong stomach acid that leaves a poison like after effect?

November 8th, 2012, 10:38 am

@Crystalbear: Magikarps are...pure?

November 21st, 2012, 1:29 pm

@Crystalbear: Virtually means almost, nearly, or practically. So yes, virtually every Pokemon.

November 21st, 2012, 2:27 pm

I'm getting a bit annoyed at how I'm still getting comments on my old comment. Yes I know what 'virtually' means. Now please, no more.

November 23rd, 2012, 10:41 pm

@AuraX: why did you give me the level that magikarp evolves anyway.
magikarp is still the worst pokemon.
I fucking love gyrados

January 13th, 2013, 8:55 am

I think Jigglypuff sings, and the notes turn into toxic sludge and fall.

February 19th, 2013, 3:25 pm

PSN

Pssssht

March 21st, 2013, 1:41 pm

Acid?

Maybe it's stomach acid