All pokémon are secretly poison type.
Spread the word.
Damn it! Now you ruin my plan on taking over the world using poisionious Jigglypuffs!! I hope you are happy!!
There's a lot of TM usages that don't make sense to me. Ratatta learning Thuder...and Blizzard? The 8 inch Azurill learns Surf?
Not virtually every Pokemon though. You can't teach it to the ones who can't learn TMs. =P
Be careful, Pokémon are poisonous.
I, for one, welcome our Poison overlords.
I'm not sure I want to be a Pokemon Master now...
*capable* does not translate to *will on a regular basis*
I AM OKAY, I WILL CONTINUE MY QUEST
Roselia and Beedrill say eek.
What font do you use in the comics' text?
Maybe Jigglypuff was just brushing its teeth. With purple toothpaste. Yup.
I tought my zigzagoon surf...
Wow...that never came to me.
Jigglypuff can learn Toxic.
I remember when my friends and I learned that a while ago. We determined that Toxic was another name for Pokemon AIDS.
Are there actual bees in pokemon? :o Or just beedrill?? O_O
I've always wondered about that.
Lol that's so funny^^
Jigglypuff's face in the last panel is priceless xD
@bunny lover77: Combee
I bet Magikarp can't learn it.
Stupid little good-for-nothing fish that it is.
Let's fight back those poison pokemons in disguise with pokemons that can't learn Toxic!
This is why people eat Magikarp without any fear.
Did you know that Embor can learn scald? and slowbro can learn Flamethrower
@Corinthaniel: And Starmie can learn Thuderbolt ;D
And Togekiss can learn Drain punch... srsly, it doesn't have any damn hands!
They are getting smaller.
I always thought Toxic was a Pokemon flinging poo at its enemies =)
@bunny lover77 I think bees are the only real animal to be shown in the games, when Vespiquen uses any of her signature moves.
@tveye: The Ratatta... it is top percentage.
@Vulpix: Magikarp can't learn any TMs OR HMs...
@Crystalbear: that's what 'virtually' means. Almost every single one.
@Need_Runes4: I know what the word means.
@Vulpix: but magikarp's evolved form Gyarados can learn toxic :)
@bunny lover77: Nope, Combee too.
I never thought of that before; clever...
I think my breloom is broken, then. It copied the move 'Ember' in Emerald.
@TTSky: That's a good point. :)
By the way, to the people who told me about Combee also being a bee pokemon, I only said Beedrill as a bee because it looks more like a bee than Combee. ^^
@bunny lover77: just a very small beedrill
A pokemon master would sell that TM.Every pokemon can learn it,but there is a bad point:It sucks at accuracy.
@GreyoEori: Except it's the best move when stalling. Pick Clefable with Cosmic Power, Softboiled, Seismic Toss and Toxic, along with the ability Magic Guard, and you just stall the opponent's pokemon until Toxic kills it. Or you could pick a Snorlax with toxic and rest, everyone knows Snorlax takes a while to kill!
Actually in the games there is lots of references to the fact that people DO eat pokemon.
So THATS how Jigglypuff expand... they create lots of Toxic...
@Vulpix: it can learn tackle at level 30
@clasby333: my... that's a sad dream ._.
@InLucidReverie: Yeah, Slowpoke Tails
@bunny lover77: Combee and Vespiquen? o3o
i knew about combee, but i didnt know THAT kind of bee existed in pokemon...
Those blasted machines always did confuse me. But let's not forget normal types, they can use so many making them the most versatile...
Gyah, that's the ugliest Jigglypuff I've ever seen. But other than that, I love these comics. :D
@bunny lover77:What do you mean theres combee
@tveye: i once had an azurill be my surfing pokemon in pearl. that roll has since been filled by my gyarados
and that's how beeill and roselia were made
Serperior can learn the move toxic
@ShadowTheEevee:You're rigth Magikarp is stupid.
I also call the pokemon Magicrap
@AuraX: Wath does that mean
It's the level at which Magikarp evolves.
@AuraX: oh that was
Pidove can learn Fly. Charizard cannot. WTF.
@spark70708: expect on B/W
Maybe it's just very strong stomach acid that leaves a poison like after effect?
@Crystalbear: Magikarps are...pure?
@Crystalbear: Virtually means almost, nearly, or practically. So yes, virtually every Pokemon.
I'm getting a bit annoyed at how I'm still getting comments on my old comment. Yes I know what 'virtually' means. Now please, no more.
@AuraX: why did you give me the level that magikarp evolves anyway.
magikarp is still the worst pokemon.
I fucking love gyrados
I think Jigglypuff sings, and the notes turn into toxic sludge and fall.
Maybe it's stomach acid
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