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28 Dec 2011 02:47 pm

The more you know

Be thankful it didn't come from the other end.

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28 Dec 2011 02:47 pm

All pokémon are secretly poison type.

Spread the word.

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28 Dec 2011 02:51 pm

lololol

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28 Dec 2011 02:51 pm

Damn it! Now you ruin my plan on taking over the world using poisionious Jigglypuffs!! I hope you are happy!!

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28 Dec 2011 02:53 pm

There's a lot of TM usages that don't make sense to me. Ratatta learning Thuder...and Blizzard? The 8 inch Azurill learns Surf?

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28 Dec 2011 02:56 pm

Not virtually every Pokemon though. You can't teach it to the ones who can't learn TMs. =P

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28 Dec 2011 03:04 pm

Be careful, Pokémon are poisonous.

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28 Dec 2011 03:04 pm

I, for one, welcome our Poison overlords.

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28 Dec 2011 03:22 pm

I'm not sure I want to be a Pokemon Master now...

WAIT

*capable* does not translate to *will on a regular basis*

I AM OKAY, I WILL CONTINUE MY QUEST

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28 Dec 2011 04:35 pm

Roselia and Beedrill say eek.

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28 Dec 2011 05:03 pm

._.

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28 Dec 2011 06:02 pm

What font do you use in the comics' text?

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28 Dec 2011 06:17 pm

Maybe Jigglypuff was just brushing its teeth. With purple toothpaste. Yup.

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28 Dec 2011 06:37 pm

I tought my zigzagoon surf...

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28 Dec 2011 09:23 pm

Wow...that never came to me.

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28 Dec 2011 11:21 pm

Jigglypuff can learn Toxic.
Weedle cannot.
????
Profit.

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28 Dec 2011 11:47 pm

Cruel Joke

I remember when my friends and I learned that a while ago. We determined that Toxic was another name for Pokemon AIDS.

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29 Dec 2011 12:23 am

Are there actual bees in pokemon? :o Or just beedrill?? O_O

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29 Dec 2011 03:24 am

I've always wondered about that.

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29 Dec 2011 04:19 am

Lol that's so funny^^

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29 Dec 2011 06:25 am

Jigglypuff's face in the last panel is priceless xD

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29 Dec 2011 06:49 am

@bunny lover77: Combee

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29 Dec 2011 09:38 am

But...

I bet Magikarp can't learn it.
Stupid little good-for-nothing fish that it is.

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29 Dec 2011 12:52 pm

Let's fight back those poison pokemons in disguise with pokemons that can't learn Toxic!

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29 Dec 2011 03:54 pm

This is why people eat Magikarp without any fear.

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30 Dec 2011 12:30 am

other oddities

Did you know that Embor can learn scald? and slowbro can learn Flamethrower

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30 Dec 2011 12:35 am

@Corinthaniel: And Starmie can learn Thuderbolt ;D
And Togekiss can learn Drain punch... srsly, it doesn't have any damn hands!

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30 Dec 2011 01:36 am

Jigglypuff's Eyes

They are getting smaller.
XD

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30 Dec 2011 02:42 am

I always thought Toxic was a Pokemon flinging poo at its enemies =)

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30 Dec 2011 07:55 pm

Vespiquen

@bunny lover77 I think bees are the only real animal to be shown in the games, when Vespiquen uses any of her signature moves.

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31 Dec 2011 01:14 pm

@tveye: The Ratatta... it is top percentage.

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31 Dec 2011 01:15 pm

@Vulpix: Magikarp can't learn any TMs OR HMs...

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31 Dec 2011 02:37 pm

@Crystalbear: that's what 'virtually' means. Almost every single one.

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31 Dec 2011 03:37 pm

@Need_Runes4: I know what the word means.

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01 Jan 2012 12:05 pm

Magikarp

@Vulpix: but magikarp's evolved form Gyarados can learn toxic :)

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01 Jan 2012 01:43 pm

@bunny lover77: Nope, Combee too.

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01 Jan 2012 03:55 pm

Clever.

I never thought of that before; clever...
I think my breloom is broken, then. It copied the move 'Ember' in Emerald.

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01 Jan 2012 07:17 pm

@TTSky: That's a good point. :)
By the way, to the people who told me about Combee also being a bee pokemon, I only said Beedrill as a bee because it looks more like a bee than Combee. ^^

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01 Jan 2012 07:18 pm

@bunny lover77: just a very small beedrill

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03 Jan 2012 10:31 am

A pokemon master would sell that TM.Every pokemon can learn it,but there is a bad point:It sucks at accuracy.

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03 Jan 2012 08:26 pm

@GreyoEori: Except it's the best move when stalling. Pick Clefable with Cosmic Power, Softboiled, Seismic Toss and Toxic, along with the ability Magic Guard, and you just stall the opponent's pokemon until Toxic kills it. Or you could pick a Snorlax with toxic and rest, everyone knows Snorlax takes a while to kill!

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04 Jan 2012 10:22 am

Umm

@Single-g:
Actually in the games there is lots of references to the fact that people DO eat pokemon.

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05 Jan 2012 12:55 pm

Hmm...

So THATS how Jigglypuff expand... they create lots of Toxic...

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06 Jan 2012 11:02 am

@Vulpix: it can learn tackle at level 30


o o
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06 Jan 2012 05:59 pm

really?

@clasby333: my... that's a sad dream ._.

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08 Jan 2012 08:01 am

@InLucidReverie: Yeah, Slowpoke Tails

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08 Jan 2012 12:23 pm

@bunny lover77: Combee and Vespiquen? o3o

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09 Jan 2012 07:53 pm

i knew about combee, but i didnt know THAT kind of bee existed in pokemon...

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11 Jan 2012 08:22 pm

Interesting prospect

Those blasted machines always did confuse me. But let's not forget normal types, they can use so many making them the most versatile...

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16 Jan 2012 10:13 am

Gyah, that's the ugliest Jigglypuff I've ever seen. But other than that, I love these comics. :D

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19 Jan 2012 12:34 pm

Insect

@bunny lover77:What do you mean theres combee

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06 Apr 2012 02:11 pm

@tveye: i once had an azurill be my surfing pokemon in pearl. that roll has since been filled by my gyarados

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16 Jun 2012 10:11 pm

and that's how beeill and roselia were made

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27 Jun 2012 01:28 pm

A Grass type learning...Toxic????

Serperior can learn the move toxic

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28 Jun 2012 08:49 am

@ShadowTheEevee:You're rigth Magikarp is stupid.
I also call the pokemon Magicrap

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01 Jul 2012 08:12 am

@comicboy:
Level 20.

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03 Jul 2012 11:39 am

????????????????????

@AuraX: Wath does that mean

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04 Jul 2012 04:20 pm

@comicboy:
It's the level at which Magikarp evolves.

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05 Jul 2012 04:10 pm

@AuraX: oh that was

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06 Jul 2012 02:40 am

more wtf tm moments!

Pidove can learn Fly. Charizard cannot. WTF.

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06 Jul 2012 04:08 pm

@spark70708: expect on B/W

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15 Jul 2012 06:08 pm

Maybe it's just very strong stomach acid that leaves a poison like after effect?

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08 Nov 2012 10:38 am

@Crystalbear: Magikarps are...pure?

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21 Nov 2012 01:29 pm

@Crystalbear: Virtually means almost, nearly, or practically. So yes, virtually every Pokemon.

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21 Nov 2012 02:27 pm

I'm getting a bit annoyed at how I'm still getting comments on my old comment. Yes I know what 'virtually' means. Now please, no more.

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23 Nov 2012 10:41 pm

@AuraX: why did you give me the level that magikarp evolves anyway.
magikarp is still the worst pokemon.
I fucking love gyrados

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13 Jan 2013 08:55 am

I think Jigglypuff sings, and the notes turn into toxic sludge and fall.

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19 Feb 2013 03:25 pm

PSN

Pssssht

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21 Mar 2013 01:41 pm

Acid?

Maybe it's stomach acid

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