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14 Mar 2011 04:20 pm

Metronomical

Things got out of hand later as the bartender realised he can't serve pokémon.

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14 Mar 2011 04:20 pm

It was inevitable that I one day would end up making Clefairy jokes.

It was just a matter of time.

14 Mar 2011 04:26 pm

CLEFAIRY SMASH!!!

14 Mar 2011 04:32 pm

Lols, I love all three bits XD

14 Mar 2011 04:46 pm

Yes.

This totally reminds me of my Hitmonchan, which learned metronome.

It insisted on selfestruct at every opportunity.

That or charm.... He was a little creepy actually...

14 Mar 2011 05:00 pm

Bauldur: Either he would get suicidal upon having his charms fail, or he was so sick of being so perfect and charming ):


At first, I thought this strip was titled Metronomicon, which I think is kind of neat. Metronome has lots of lulz potential, maybe one day there'll be a Metronomicon strip.

14 Mar 2011 05:05 pm

I can't believe someone else tried using Hitmonchan with Metronome :D I used it on my Hitmonlee, to surpisingly awesome effect.

14 Mar 2011 05:44 pm

All this and yet there sill is no wobbuffet joke...

14 Mar 2011 06:16 pm

NICNE JUST NICE.

14 Mar 2011 06:24 pm

SOMEONE DO A COMIC BOUT GARDEVOIR NEXT BOUT HOW THEY ARE THE MOST HUMAN OF POKEMON AND ONE BOUT HOW GOTHITELLE IS THE 2ND CLOSES TO HUMAN POKEMON.

ALSO COULD SOMEONE DO A COMIC BOUT GARDEVOIR COMING IN BOTH MALE & FEMALE FORMS? THAT'D BE FUNNY.

14 Mar 2011 06:40 pm

@MEEP GOD: As weird Wobbuffet is, I don't have anything prepared for him. Yet. I'll note him down on the list of potential.

@GIGA-XISBASS: That joke has been used over and over. Either discreetely or directly. And you might want to lay off the caps lock.

14 Mar 2011 07:29 pm

clefairy used curse
clefairy is gothic

14 Mar 2011 08:45 pm

This somehow reminds me of hoe my jigglypuff could never get others to sleep with sing, I have reason to believe that they wear earplugs there

15 Mar 2011 12:15 am

Funniest use of metronome was when my snorlax used it and got fly (Poke'mon Red).

15 Mar 2011 12:50 am

Wobbafet

Wobbafet as a punchingbag.

15 Mar 2011 01:01 am

metronome

my funniest metronome was when my mewtwo used splash

15 Mar 2011 01:35 am

Wobuffet

Here's some inspiration form Halolz

http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/16/wobbuffet-come-at-me-bro/

http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/24/team-musclemon/

15 Mar 2011 01:39 am

ughuguh

Does anyone else remember those minigames in pokemon stadium, such as the slowpoke sushi one, or the clefairy dancing(?) one? Yeah, I've got that "'fairy, 'fairy 'fairy, !" Song thing from the clefairy minigame stuck in my head now.

15 Mar 2011 03:50 am

You know what would be a good one? How many f***ing times it takes to catch a legendary with like 50 something Ultra balls. -_-

15 Mar 2011 10:36 am

more like... CLE-FAIL-RY. :'D

15 Mar 2011 11:08 am

Lol I remember having my togetic with Metronom it kept on using either Body slam or Confuse ray XD. All 3 parts of this were funny^^.

15 Mar 2011 12:58 pm

@Bumbazzle: HOW SO? ALSO COULD YOU SEND ME LINKS TO SUCH JOKES IF POSSIBLE?

I TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE IT'S HOW I TYPE.

15 Mar 2011 09:10 pm

If you read the right-most panels from top to bottom, you'll see a bonus comics :)

15 Mar 2011 09:16 pm

Metronome

Metronome is such a strange move. Whenever I had Togepi use it, he always got something that had little to no affect on the enemy and I kept shouting "No, no! Fucking grab HYPERBEAM already!" and then it'd use Splash and I'd switch it out for Cyndaquil.

16 Mar 2011 02:15 am

Thats one scary clefairy

16 Mar 2011 02:33 am

Nice.

16 Mar 2011 08:25 pm

Very nearly cracked up in the middle of a horror fiction lecture, which would have been the most inappropriate and inexplicable thing ever.

THE RAGE FACE, OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHA.

(This is me when I drunk.)

16 Mar 2011 09:13 pm

I think I've found a new webcomic to follow...

This is not good for my already nonexistent social life... Don't care, so funny, can't wait to read more.

16 Mar 2011 10:52 pm

Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy gave up...

17 Mar 2011 12:17 am

Clefairy used metronome
Clefairy used sweet kiss

17 Mar 2011 07:20 am

Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy used Sketch!
Clefairy used Hyperbeam!

17 Mar 2011 06:49 pm

Clefairy used metronome! Clefairy used fling! ... And flung your only exp share... T___T

18 Mar 2011 12:21 am

Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy used Fling!
Clefairy flung the Lucky Egg!

...

;_;

18 Mar 2011 12:29 am

st patty's day ftw

18 Mar 2011 02:06 pm

Pokeball Suggestion

Does anyone else have the strange urge to catch everything with a pokéball? I have to keep at least 300 on me and I still run out fairly often.

22 Mar 2011 10:39 pm

Ha!

27 Mar 2011 03:22 am

This reminds me of...

... my clefairy who used HYDRO PUMP lulz

28 Mar 2011 11:49 pm

my togepi loves shadow ball, dream eater,scary face, and curse

05 Apr 2011 09:55 pm

That reminds me....

Snorlax used Metronome! Snorlax used Wrap!

O_O

21 May 2011 07:39 pm

God.

I had a Mew, and it new metronom. So I was trying to fight a level 5 magickrap, and Mew use metronome. Mew use transform. I could only splash.

01 Jun 2011 10:58 pm

XDDDDDDDDD

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

24 Jun 2011 06:48 pm

And that is why my favorite move is metronome

27 Jun 2011 07:37 pm

this made so much sense lol

01 Jul 2011 03:38 am

Clefairy

Aw, no, n-not clefairy! ; o ;
It's my favorite...
although it is not fun when it uses metronome and gets "splash" out of it..
:I

05 Jul 2011 12:26 pm

Sad

No Boom? :(

05 Aug 2011 02:52 pm

Anyone else notice that it's color is changing after every move?

05 Aug 2011 07:25 pm

Only slightly. Figured I'd go with a different touch with each mini strip.

11 Aug 2011 02:45 pm

Very Belated, But...

It would have been perfect if Clefairy still had its left arm up in the last panel of the Selfdestruct strip - it'd be like it was in the other two closing panels, and it'd also be like he was asking the bartender for another shot. Woulda been perfect. As is, the strips are hilarious, though. Metronome is always a good go-to for humor.

07 Oct 2011 08:49 pm

Bonus strip: Just read the rightmost panel straight down.

17 Oct 2011 11:38 pm

LOL! this is one of my favorites of yours its pretty awesome.

19 Nov 2011 03:42 pm

I remember when my Clefairy used Judgement O_o

31 Dec 2011 04:01 pm

ah HAH!

Finally the one that led me here in the first place from DA!

11 Jun 2012 01:55 am

to GIGA-XISBASS

ikr??? I remember one day I was on google images and looked up garevoir x gallade and it was a beat gallade and it walked up to a Lucario that was training(it was kicking a punching bag)and the lucario was like "you took a gardevoir for the wrong gender again,didn't you?" :3

13 Sep 2012 09:20 am

JUDGEMENT

Togepi used Metronome!
Togepi used Judgement!

FUCK

23 Sep 2012 02:27 am

Really? Just me?

Did nobody else get the accidental joke that Bumbazzle said? The joke is about the move Metronome, which in the real world, measures time and the last sentence was "It was just a matter of time.".

19 Jan 2013 03:02 pm

How about Automize? It cuts off bits of itself to get faster. Fine for a steel type, but clefairy...

Also Heal Pulse would be annoying.
Or Splash.

23 Mar 2013 11:41 pm

@MEEP GOD: Sad thing is, Wobbuffet is just a punching bag in Smash Bros games.