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March 14th, 2011, 11:20 am

Metronomical

Things got out of hand later as the bartender realised he can't serve pokémon.

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March 14th, 2011, 11:20 am

It was inevitable that I one day would end up making Clefairy jokes.

It was just a matter of time.

March 14th, 2011, 11:26 am

CLEFAIRY SMASH!!!

March 14th, 2011, 11:32 am

Lols, I love all three bits XD

March 14th, 2011, 11:46 am

Yes.

This totally reminds me of my Hitmonchan, which learned metronome.

It insisted on selfestruct at every opportunity.

That or charm.... He was a little creepy actually...

March 14th, 2011, 12:00 pm

Bauldur: Either he would get suicidal upon having his charms fail, or he was so sick of being so perfect and charming ):


At first, I thought this strip was titled Metronomicon, which I think is kind of neat. Metronome has lots of lulz potential, maybe one day there'll be a Metronomicon strip.

March 14th, 2011, 12:05 pm

I can't believe someone else tried using Hitmonchan with Metronome :D I used it on my Hitmonlee, to surpisingly awesome effect.

March 14th, 2011, 12:44 pm

All this and yet there sill is no wobbuffet joke...

March 14th, 2011, 1:16 pm

NICNE JUST NICE.

March 14th, 2011, 1:24 pm

SOMEONE DO A COMIC BOUT GARDEVOIR NEXT BOUT HOW THEY ARE THE MOST HUMAN OF POKEMON AND ONE BOUT HOW GOTHITELLE IS THE 2ND CLOSES TO HUMAN POKEMON.

ALSO COULD SOMEONE DO A COMIC BOUT GARDEVOIR COMING IN BOTH MALE & FEMALE FORMS? THAT'D BE FUNNY.

March 14th, 2011, 1:40 pm

@MEEP GOD: As weird Wobbuffet is, I don't have anything prepared for him. Yet. I'll note him down on the list of potential.

@GIGA-XISBASS: That joke has been used over and over. Either discreetely or directly. And you might want to lay off the caps lock.

March 14th, 2011, 2:29 pm

clefairy used curse
clefairy is gothic

March 14th, 2011, 3:45 pm

This somehow reminds me of hoe my jigglypuff could never get others to sleep with sing, I have reason to believe that they wear earplugs there

March 14th, 2011, 7:15 pm

Funniest use of metronome was when my snorlax used it and got fly (Poke'mon Red).

March 14th, 2011, 7:50 pm

Wobbafet

Wobbafet as a punchingbag.

March 14th, 2011, 8:01 pm

metronome

my funniest metronome was when my mewtwo used splash

March 14th, 2011, 8:35 pm

Wobuffet

Here's some inspiration form Halolz

http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/16/wobbuffet-come-at-me-bro/

http://www.halolz.com/2011/02/24/team-musclemon/

March 14th, 2011, 8:39 pm

ughuguh

Does anyone else remember those minigames in pokemon stadium, such as the slowpoke sushi one, or the clefairy dancing(?) one? Yeah, I've got that "'fairy, 'fairy 'fairy, !" Song thing from the clefairy minigame stuck in my head now.

March 14th, 2011, 10:50 pm

You know what would be a good one? How many f***ing times it takes to catch a legendary with like 50 something Ultra balls. -_-

March 15th, 2011, 5:36 am

more like... CLE-FAIL-RY. :'D

March 15th, 2011, 6:08 am

Lol I remember having my togetic with Metronom it kept on using either Body slam or Confuse ray XD. All 3 parts of this were funny^^.

March 15th, 2011, 7:58 am

@Bumbazzle: HOW SO? ALSO COULD YOU SEND ME LINKS TO SUCH JOKES IF POSSIBLE?

I TYPE IN CAPS CAUSE IT'S HOW I TYPE.

March 15th, 2011, 4:10 pm

If you read the right-most panels from top to bottom, you'll see a bonus comics :)

March 15th, 2011, 4:16 pm

Metronome

Metronome is such a strange move. Whenever I had Togepi use it, he always got something that had little to no affect on the enemy and I kept shouting "No, no! Fucking grab HYPERBEAM already!" and then it'd use Splash and I'd switch it out for Cyndaquil.

March 15th, 2011, 9:15 pm

Thats one scary clefairy

March 15th, 2011, 9:33 pm

Nice.

March 16th, 2011, 3:25 pm

Very nearly cracked up in the middle of a horror fiction lecture, which would have been the most inappropriate and inexplicable thing ever.

THE RAGE FACE, OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHA.

(This is me when I drunk.)

March 16th, 2011, 4:13 pm

I think I've found a new webcomic to follow...

This is not good for my already nonexistent social life... Don't care, so funny, can't wait to read more.

March 16th, 2011, 5:52 pm

Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy used metronome!
Clefairy gave up...

March 16th, 2011, 7:17 pm

Clefairy used metronome
Clefairy used sweet kiss

March 17th, 2011, 2:20 am

Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy used Sketch!
Clefairy used Hyperbeam!

March 17th, 2011, 1:49 pm

Clefairy used metronome! Clefairy used fling! ... And flung your only exp share... T___T

March 17th, 2011, 7:21 pm

Clefairy used Metronome!
Clefairy used Fling!
Clefairy flung the Lucky Egg!

...

;_;

March 17th, 2011, 7:29 pm

st patty's day ftw

March 18th, 2011, 9:06 am

Pokeball Suggestion

Does anyone else have the strange urge to catch everything with a pokéball? I have to keep at least 300 on me and I still run out fairly often.

March 22nd, 2011, 5:39 pm

Ha!

March 26th, 2011, 10:22 pm

This reminds me of...

... my clefairy who used HYDRO PUMP lulz

March 28th, 2011, 6:49 pm

my togepi loves shadow ball, dream eater,scary face, and curse

April 5th, 2011, 4:55 pm

That reminds me....

Snorlax used Metronome! Snorlax used Wrap!

O_O

May 21st, 2011, 2:39 pm

God.

I had a Mew, and it new metronom. So I was trying to fight a level 5 magickrap, and Mew use metronome. Mew use transform. I could only splash.

June 1st, 2011, 5:58 pm

XDDDDDDDDD

NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT

June 24th, 2011, 1:48 pm

And that is why my favorite move is metronome

June 27th, 2011, 2:37 pm

this made so much sense lol

June 30th, 2011, 10:38 pm

Clefairy

Aw, no, n-not clefairy! ; o ;
It's my favorite...
although it is not fun when it uses metronome and gets "splash" out of it..
:I

July 5th, 2011, 7:26 am

Sad

No Boom? :(

August 5th, 2011, 9:52 am

Anyone else notice that it's color is changing after every move?

August 5th, 2011, 2:25 pm

Only slightly. Figured I'd go with a different touch with each mini strip.

August 11th, 2011, 9:45 am

Very Belated, But...

It would have been perfect if Clefairy still had its left arm up in the last panel of the Selfdestruct strip - it'd be like it was in the other two closing panels, and it'd also be like he was asking the bartender for another shot. Woulda been perfect. As is, the strips are hilarious, though. Metronome is always a good go-to for humor.

October 7th, 2011, 3:49 pm

Bonus strip: Just read the rightmost panel straight down.

October 17th, 2011, 6:38 pm

LOL! this is one of my favorites of yours its pretty awesome.

November 19th, 2011, 9:42 am

I remember when my Clefairy used Judgement O_o

December 31st, 2011, 10:01 am

ah HAH!

Finally the one that led me here in the first place from DA!

June 10th, 2012, 8:55 pm

to GIGA-XISBASS

ikr??? I remember one day I was on google images and looked up garevoir x gallade and it was a beat gallade and it walked up to a Lucario that was training(it was kicking a punching bag)and the lucario was like "you took a gardevoir for the wrong gender again,didn't you?" :3

September 13th, 2012, 4:20 am

JUDGEMENT

Togepi used Metronome!
Togepi used Judgement!

FUCK

September 22nd, 2012, 9:27 pm

Really? Just me?

Did nobody else get the accidental joke that Bumbazzle said? The joke is about the move Metronome, which in the real world, measures time and the last sentence was "It was just a matter of time.".

January 19th, 2013, 9:02 am

How about Automize? It cuts off bits of itself to get faster. Fine for a steel type, but clefairy...

Also Heal Pulse would be annoying.
Or Splash.

March 23rd, 2013, 6:41 pm

@MEEP GOD: Sad thing is, Wobbuffet is just a punching bag in Smash Bros games.